Local bandits hit a new low the other night, when they stole our family's trampoline. Let's just think about this: A local criminal, who knew we had an 8 foot trampoline in our garden, was passing by one freezing February night. Whilst on his travels, he decided, for a laugh, to lift the slightly bulky, galvanised steel item over a collection of garden walls, and make off with it into the darkness. My feeling is that this required some forethought and planning. Not to mention more than a little hard work. If only these sad individuals would direct their entrepreneurial energies in a more worthwhile daytime direction, they could have a glittering future with that level of dedication.WHO STEALS A CHILD'S TRAMPOLINE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD???
There. I've got that off my chest, I feel a bit better now.
